Good morning, people.
Chuu-san's "Morning Homeroom" is gonna start now, yessiree.
Was he always like this?
But before that...
You know this already, but your secondary homeroom teacher,
Sayama-sensei, is pregnant and about to pop a kid out.
Um, could you please call it maternity leave?
In her place, we got a brand-new teacher assigned to help out.
Brand-new?
Yeah. And she wants me to let her handle homeroom for a bit so she can get to know everyone.
Oh? This teacher must be pretty passionate.
Hey, get in here.
Everyone, good morning!
Uh-oh...
You all look so down in the dumps!
Let's try again, bright and cheerful...
Good morning!!
Uh... Can we move on?
We got a live one here, folks.
This teacher is wack.
But, where have I...
I'm Misora Remi.
Before I became a teacher, I performed on a children's TV show!
Like, the older girl who led the songs?
Oh, that's it!
She's Remi-oneesan, from the children's TV show "Together with Mommy?!"
Now that you mention it, I've seen that one!
It's always been my dream to be a teacher, so I finally got a position!
Nice to meetcha, everyone!
Together With Mommy?
Whoa, hold it! You tryin' to take over the show?
That ain't the new opening, bud!
Episode 27: Together With Onee-san and Bad Scientist
Please call me "Onee-san"!
Say what? Who the hell would...
Onee-san, is it?
Well, since you asked us to...
That doesn't sound like such a bad idea...
Huh? The boys are digging it.
This spells serious trouble.
Onee-san might not look it, but she's very passionate!
No matter what it is, she goes full tilt!
Studying and playtime, full speed ahead!
So Onee-san wants everyone to come at her with all you've got!
Everyone got it?
Yes!
Well, she doesn't seem like such a bad teacher, I suppose.
Now then, Onee-san will take attendance.
Ioxynil,
Einsteinium...
Hey... That's my book. The attendance sheet is over there.
Aurin, Aurintricarboxylic Acid Ammonium...
She is a little off the wall, though...
Just a second, you over there.
It's not being a good role model to wear t-shirts while at school.
While at school, wear your school uniform!
Let's all make sure to follow the rules!
I hear you!
Great then! Let's run with Onee-san off to tomorrow!
Fight on!
No running in the hallways!
Ah, youth.
Onee-san's definitely got the motivation, but...
Yabas...
Onee-san...
Onee-san made a lunch for her little brother, and she kinda mixed them up...
It's okay, Onee-san loves plain rice!
As long as it's rice, she could eat all the bowls in the world!
I can't stand to watch anymore...
Sket-dan, move out!
Sket-dan?
Thank you...
If you'd like, please have some of Onee-san's rice...
Onee-san... You're a total klutz, aren't you?
You can tell?
Damn straight I can tell!
Onee-san's a failure!
She's always been a klutz and careless...
She finally is living her dream to be a teacher,
but at this rate, she can't set a good example for the students!
But yeah, this is all 'cause of your personality.
I want to say we'll help, but is there a good way we could?
How about we get a drug from Chuu-san that cures klutziness?
Does the middle-aged dude look like a blue robot-cat to you?
He doesn't have a drug that can do just anything, you know.
I have that.
Oh, he does.
I'm glad we brought it up!
You can change someone's personality just by downing some drug?
Really?
I did research into changing personality by controlling the excretions of the brain.
I succeeded in a number of different personality change patterns.
Why the hell is this guy a high school teacher?
So we just need her to take a drug for the opposite personality.
The opposite of careless, huh?
Isn't this great, Onee-san?
Yes!
Well, go and give it a shot.
Cool and composed
Cool and composed?
Onee-san told you once already.
Tardiness will not be tolerated.
I-I'm sorry...
No, no. Apologizing to Onee-san isn't going to cut it.
Just look at everyone... While we're here, their time is being wasted, time-sink.
Or maybe... I should call your mother?
I'm very sorry!
Onee-san, this is the class next door!
Chemistry Preparation Room
Cool and composed? More like just plain cold!
You turned Onee-san into a cold-hearted bitch!
And her carelessness wasn't fixed at all!
I didn't wanna see Onee-san act so mean!
Maybe I chilled it too much.
The serving temp's at fault?
Or maybe cool and composed isn't the right one to cure carelessness.
Then how about this? Drink this and calm down.
Drink this and calm down
Do all these things look like Japanese sake?
Now then... Time for homeroom before you head home.
But before that, everyone, take a look outside the window.
See the dragonflies?
They look like they're having so much fun, flying around...
I wonder if they're chasing each other...
Such lovely tea...
That's way too calm!
Get on with homeroom already!
That's not tea, that's a pen holder!
Chemistry Preparation Room
Your drug lineup is totally worthless!
What's your problem, people? I'm goin' out on a limb to help you here.
Her personality's complete changed,
but the important thing doesn't change at all!
Precision
Well, I wanted to try this one next, but...
Listen up. When you drink this...
She'll turn into a robot, right?
We can see where this is going!
But I have a lot of others...
Instead of changing her personality, isn't it possible to just fix her flaw?
Hey, that's... Well, might as well try them.
Right.
Sunny
Nothing matters. I'm always gonna be...
Gloomy
Out with more sake!
Short-fused
Onee-san, are you okay?
Her personality has started to collapse.
What'll you do? Going to continue?
No... That's enough.
Yeah. That's for the best.
Hey! Do you have any idea what you've put her through?
Onee-san's very serious about this!
And say I turned her into a flawless teacher, then what?
If you lost your strong point to make up for your weak one?
You'd throw away who you are. Think of what that means.
Just look at me. I'm flawed beyond all belief.
Your clumsiness might be a weakness.
But all you need to fix that is some effort.
You can't fix it completely, though.
So as long as you try your hardest, there's no need to do any more than that.
Just let it be.
But there are no limits to your strengths.
Your best part is your passion.
And there's no need to keep that in check.
Right...
I see!
He wanted to teach her that, so he purposely...
You can really say it when it counts!
You didn't let all those years go to waste, Chuu-san!
Anyway, you can have this.
It's just water, but don't underestimate the power of charms and rituals.
Autosuggestion is actually quite effective.
When you don't wanna make mistakes, tell yourself that while drinking this.
Better than doing nothing, right?
Right! Thank you very much!
With that settled, let's all have a passionate toast!
What the heck?!
Onee-san's gonna go nuts!
Just let it be.
Um... Onee-san's acting weird.
Before I take attendance...
Onee-san will teach you all some up-and-down gymnastics...
Oops. Perhaps I had put "Tumultuous Cherry Blossom" in there...
What's with this drug lineup, anyway?!
Sket Dance!
So this is the Sket-dan, huh?
They take consultations from the student body, it seems...
The Sket-dan really saved my bacon. Without them, things would be seriously Yabas.
Thanks to the Sket-dan, I was chosen as "Mr. Kind" for class 2-C.
They really helped me out back then.
The Sket-dan? They haven't helped me much personally...
Um, Onee-san. Your shirt is on facing backwards.
Anyway, they help people, so gotta show gratitude!
Now then, let's cheer them on!
First off, maybe their clubroom could use some cleaning...
What's all this dust?
Is everyone nice and dandy?
Onee-san came to help out the Sket-dan!
Onee-san...
How the hell did this happen?!
This'll be fine, no problem! Just put everything back in its place in a jiffy...
We'll handle it from here.
But...
Just, don't touch anything else, 'kay?
What are you doing? It's sopping wet!
You've gotta squeeze out the dust cloth really well.
Do it like this. Give it a squeeze.
Here.
Thanks, Ma.
I ain't no one's ma.
What was this box again?
You're such a wimp...
It's heavy! What the hell is in here?
It's gotta be some of your crap, Switch, right?
No, not at all.
It is full of my precious things.
Like I said, crap.
Those are failed inventions.
I didn't know where to put them, so I stuck them all in that box.
There might be some things in there we could use to solve requests.
Really?
Seems fishy to me.
I see! Inventions to help people out? That's amazing!
Invention, my butt!
That's Fu-Fu-Fuuka-chan that I made for Otakura-kun.
What the heck is he into?
Been a while since I got angry.
Let's see her in action. Here we have a cup ramen.
Set up Fuuka-chan next to it, and activate.
Ramen is hot! Hot! You'll burn your tongue!
Is the ramen cooled?
Who the hell would want that?!
Your taste freaks me out, I should've known...
How can I eat with that thing there?
Are the noodles thick?
So annoying! Shut that woman up!
I went and created it,
but even Otakura-kun said "Actually, this is too much." and returned it.
Yeah, that's gotta piss you off.
Especially coming from that guy.
But it's true this thing is an abomination.
The head-only thing is creepin' me out. Let's get rid of it.
But you made it for your friend, right? Onee-san is very moved!
Wait.
It's unfortunate people say it is extraordinarily disturbing.
But then, how about this? The second in the "Head" series!
This isn't electronics... It's a high-design concept bag I invented using non-standard materials.
Basically, I combined the easily identifiable coloring of a Mandrill (mandoriru)
with a school backpack (randoseru).
The Mandoseru!
It's freaky, damn it! Is something wrong with you?!
This was all just for that horrible pun, wasn't it?
God, enough already! Don't point that thing at me!
That's not a bag, it's a monstrosity!
It is an excellent bag.
Don't go opening up the head!
The face uses soft materials.
Please stop that... It's too realistic.
Plus, you can stick items in from the side!
What the hell is wrong with your taste?
What the hell did you plan to do with this monkey on your back?
It's okay. This one kind of turned me off, too.
Figure that out before you make it!
Hey, what's the deal? Don't you have anything more normal?
T-That's right... Switch-kun, you love heads, don't you?
Now then, what kind of head will we see next?
No. This time's not a head, it's a machine.
Now everyone... Today's grand prize are these:
Hover shoes!
Your voice is too damn high! How high'd you make your voice thing?!
You ain't sellin' oxyclean here!
A hovercraft! Everyone knows what this is, right?
A machine that can lift a body up with the power of air and I turned it into shoes!
Wonderful! Look at that smooth, streamlined body!
These really are amazing, aren't they?
Too amazing! Do they really float?!
Of course!
All right! Let's try them out front!
In-freakin'-credible!
I'm hovering!
This time, it really is amazing!
You'll win a Nobel Prize for this!
No. I made a fatal mistake in the design stage.
Mistake?
Originally, I envisioned them as propelling the wearer along as skates would.
But since they're hovering in the air, the shoe's can't make contact with the ground.
Look at me! I'm moving forward!
Do your best!
You're a moron! Those things can't go anywhere!
Okay, next...
I wonder if you'll get a kick out of this...
Don't give me any "I wonder if..." stuff!
Like we can't wait to see what crap you pull out next!
Onee-san can't wait to see!
Seriously?
The Cheering-Up Bazooka!
There it is! A totally useless piece of junk!
Approx. 50 meters apart
Have you ever found yourself in this situation?
Wanting to cheer up a friend who looks down in the dumps, but they're 40-50 meters away?
Never!
Well, you know about large party favor noisemakers,
but this has even more impact!
Actually, that does look pretty fun!
Let's do it!
But this is a failed invention, right?
Is it okay to use?
It shoots normally.
All right! Then let's let 'er rip!
However, Chuu-san and I originally worked together on it to make a small rocket,
but we gave up halfway, so it ended up becoming a gag item.
You know the law of action and reaction, right?
On a slippery floor,
if you sit on a wheeled chair
and throw something heavy in front of you, your body will move backwards.
Space shuttles and rockets use the same principle.
They release a large amount of fuel gas,
and the recoil moves the craft in the opposite direction.
This bazooka doesn't have the potential to be lethal, but its recoil packs quite a kick.
If fired, it'll dislocate your shoulder.
Then I'm not gonna shoot it! How much power does this Cheering-Up Bazooka have?!
It goes "Bam!", like, "Cheer up, man!"
Why would anyone need to communicate that from 50 meters away?!
I don't know about the shoulder dislocation part...
And now, this is the honest-to-goodness main attraction.
A tracking scope I dubbed... Scope-ion!
I give you a tracking scope... Scope-ion!
Yeah, we heard you.
It's like, how can we trust it when you give it a name like that?
Why don't we try it out before pooh-poohing it?
You attach Scope-ion to your head, like so...
Set your sight on a target and lock on.
When the target moves...
My neck moved!
It automatically follows along.
Brilliant!
And if your target moves far away,
it zooms in automatically.
This one really is awesome!
Switch, you're awesome!
This has potential!
You could easily sell it!
Nobel Prize! Nobel Prize! Let's go to a barbecue restaurant and celebrate!
Yeah!
No, this is also a failed invention.
Why? It's fantastic!
In short, if the target suddenly moves at a fast speed...
Bossun!
Hot! Hot! My neck's hot!
...this happens.
You should've said before!
Is the ramen cooled?
Throw that away!
A-Are these kids really able to help people?
Yaba! Yabas!
Yaba! Yabas! Yaba!
Yabas!
What's wrong, Yabasawa-san?
Once in a while, I play with the kindergarten kids from my old alma mater,
and today, they came to see me practice for cheerleading club!
But then, one boy, Daichi-kun disappeared, so everything is super-yabas!
Where's the last place you saw him?
I was practicing and just took my eyes off of him for a second...
In that case, he's probably still on school grounds.
All right!
Let's all look together!
So, whereabouts was Daichi-kun when he disappeared?
Maybe over there or over here... I just don't know!
That is yabas!
At a time like this, Scope-ion's telescopic mode should prove useful.
I think I saw something move...
Lock-on!
Isn't that him?!
Here!
Daichi-kun! S-Super-yabas!
Daichi-kun! Be careful!
No, no! He's in danger! We've gotta help him!
They're on!
Concentrate!
Switch! The Mandoseru!
Roger!
Himeko, the bazooka!
Shove it in its mouth!
A rocket moves forward with recoil, right?
I'll get some use out of these pieces of junk yet!
Yabas!
Here I go!
Cheering-Up Bazooka...
Fire!
Cheer Up!
Go!!
Are you okay?!
Are you hurt?!
Uh-uh!
Thank you!
Thank my idiot scientist friend!
Bossun!
These kids are really something when they try.
I shouldn't have doubted them.
And they did help me, too...
Onee-san! Look out!
Move! Move!
Take him!
Is the ramen cooled?
Oh, shut up!
Owww...
And so, a new character, Onee-san-sensei, was added,
bringing a new development to Sket Dance.
What kind of request was waiting for them next?
Would the Gourmet Gatherers be able to discover a new ingredient?
Everyone is sailing down the Grand Line, but will they find the Singular Treasure?!
As if!
This is Switch.
Hello, everyone. It's time for the afternoon TV broadcast.
This is our guest for today.
Hi. I hope all the ladies out there are doing well.
It's that popular guy from Student Council.
Today, I'm going to teach everybody how to make hamburgers.
The ingredients are...
Some ground meat, some bread crumbs, maybe a bay leaf, but I can take it or leave it...
Agata! Are you interested?!
I can take it or leave it...
Next time: Shinba Michiru's Elegant Cooking!
This oughta be somethin' to see!
We are...
Sket Dance!